Undercover Pudgy

Don't worry Pudgy, your secret is safe with us.

CJRGS

Where's the pie?

Hey! Has anyone seen the last pumpkin... Oh! Someone grab a plunger.

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So that's where Pudgy's been the past few days!

That is so selfish Pudgy! So much for having the "giving" spirit.

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

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Pudgy Pan

You gotta keep believing, Pudgy! You CAN fly! You CAN fly! You CA... Oh forget it, let's get a pepperoni pizza.

*I hope I don't get sued by you know who... D, I, S, N, E, Y

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Pudgy Funhouse Fun #3

Hmmm... something's not right here.

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Where are my cherries??!!!

But Pudgy, you just won... Forget it, just get him some cherries.

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Pudgy Funhouse Fun #2

Uh oh! This is totally gonna depress him. Watch out Hometown Buffet, here comes Pudgy!

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La Qwanda??!!

No more late night tequila shots for Pudgy. Off to the tattoo removal shop again. They should really have frequent customer discounts.

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To Pudgy to Pee-Pee

Too bad Pudgy. Either it was too much beer... or bran cereal. Let's hope it's number one.

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Pudge-Zeppelin

Happy birthday Ozzie!

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Pudgy Funhouse Fun #1

Wow! Pudgy looks super happy!
(Don't tell him it's an illusion. Pudgy thinks he lost some weight but I didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.)

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Where's my phone?!

Milkshake would be Pudgy's ringtone.

Side note: I hope you're telling your friends about the chubby exploits of our Pudgy friend here. How else is he gonna conquer the world without your help?

Thanks again for all your support!

CJRGS

Too Pudgy for Wonderland

I guess the white rabbit is gonna bit REALLY late. The Queen of Hearts isn't gonna like this.

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Too Pudgy to stage dive

I just love the guy on left's expression. It's like he has accepted his fate and the only thing he can do is shed a single tear.

My friend Bill is in a band called "Call the Cops" and I wanted to do a little nod to his achievement. Check him out on myspace.

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All better!

It's amazing what a little Duct tape can do these days. No worries my Pudgy Followers, everything's all good... I try to stay hip every now and then, know wut I'm sayin'!!!

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Poor Pudgy. What could you of done?

Life has an odd way of teaching you about the essentials in living. Making certain essentials important depends on you. Money, power, love... Love is important, but wE take it for granted since we always put it out there to get hurt. Yet when we put it out there to get cared for, it is as if you never feel cold again since your heart fills every possible place in your body with warmth 24/7.

The amount I care is astronomical and when it came crashing down, it was like the movie 2012 times a hundred.

CJRGS